Ok, so Herman get's this email.....

hello harman, i apolise for this message that i write to you this way. sorry my english is not as good, since i am trying my learning this complitated language! <3 :_))))) i write you becase i see you in this club in mumbay named zenzi. one thing you can know is i have never wrtten this way before to any man. i am moved to this city from my own country chile because i wanted to discover this lovely country and find inner peace. back home i did pottery in my brothers studio. so maybe i continue here :). please dont mind if i ask if are you in a relation ship with a woman? i feel ambarased to even write this way. feel free to ignore me i will not mind.
i wait for you to reply
thali`a

xoxox


and after that:


hello herman once agin, you are upset with me? plese say what you feel. i will not take it badly.
i we meet for cofee?
with love
T xxx


I thought she wrote, feel free to ignore me?

I love it!
this is probably the most funny thing I have ever read. That, and tyler messaging me, and rahul messaging herman. and ben the diamond dealer. and gaddafi inviting models to a party in italy and trying to convert them to islam by giving them a koran and a book with his political ideas.


really, has the world gone mad?